tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40873533700698928422024-03-12T18:53:50.483-07:00Harbor Life, Journey of a DogLife and times of a Saint BernAussie, rescued from Evil Steve and Wicked WandaKaturah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.comBlogger66125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-90239739225241845442010-05-02T13:16:00.000-07:002010-05-02T13:20:44.337-07:00Winners of my Birthday Drawing<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ocvaxq2mPupXrReQsIdqtod2tBvG0EocZ_2qdSgNe4quMYT1kNFG4VBuLnxHq1zjPUG8ReDRXukmOQVCYQcGRN0AcWEciB9ud_z7DzXzWuEfhA6BpAJpqK4kKMcDkzMi6CPq3kfMCLI/s1600/H+6+month+birthday.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_ocvaxq2mPupXrReQsIdqtod2tBvG0EocZ_2qdSgNe4quMYT1kNFG4VBuLnxHq1zjPUG8ReDRXukmOQVCYQcGRN0AcWEciB9ud_z7DzXzWuEfhA6BpAJpqK4kKMcDkzMi6CPq3kfMCLI/s400/H+6+month+birthday.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Guess what? Last night was my 6 month birthday dinner and I announced the winners of my birthday drawing during dessert. Because it was a special occasion, I got to sit at the head of the table (for a few minutes) and I tried really hard to be still and behave myself. It was considered a grand success because I didn't break the Tiffany candlesticks or taste any of the antique hemstitch linens. To start we had Kir Royales in very very tall champagne flutes that are normally kept in a velvet box with tiny silver latch. The Lady likes drinks that taste like candy and slip down easy, so she added extra Chambord and stuffed the glasses with way too many raspberries. She let me have some of the fresh raspberries because she said they were the same texture as my lips. They were interesting, but I just squished them up and spit them on the clean floor. For dinner The Lady made a tasty Raspberry Chicken. (Are you beginning to sense a theme?) She kept proclaiming in a loud voice how it was a Lo-Cal dish as she stood over the stove and furiously whisked in another quart of heavy cream for the sauce, cackling maniacally like a mad scientist. (I think several Kir Royales had slipped down by this time.) She also made some grilled asparagus and leeks with carmelized scallions, and a bunch of other stuff that wasn't very interesting. I got a little piece of plain chicken and gnawed on some asparagus stems while she was still in her lemon yellow apron, throwing everything together. At the end of the evening Miss Eileen, one of the guests, snuggled into one of the squishy chairs, wrapped herself in the edges of the slipcover, borrowed some lime green socks and announced she was nodding off in a food coma.<br />
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Ok, so if you couldn't make it to my birthday dinner, you didn't hear the announcement about the winners of the drawing. Remember, if you are one of the lucky winners, you have to send your land address to my very own e-mail address HarborLifeDog@yahoo.com so The Lady can send your present. I was only supposed to select 6 winners, but when I picked the last one, two slips of paper stuck to my tongue, so we had to be fair and give away seven presents. <br />
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</span></span>Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-63516224714867602002010-04-09T11:55:00.000-07:002010-04-10T11:35:59.677-07:00Happy Birthday Contest! Win Animal Planet Dogs Rule Cahooties!<div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9r3ACRSkE8QwOMeykyJWv3ShTo3rhX9FkvpP3ZUn4lSXuFQPODL0M9CR98oXKy6N1SC6tOj9XmIBlfxdD39_Xyo4PoCIgeyEmqOcXtiq5I21N271Nt-OVx-Kw74LlWfUCI9NiermQq_g/s1600/DogsRule+copy+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9r3ACRSkE8QwOMeykyJWv3ShTo3rhX9FkvpP3ZUn4lSXuFQPODL0M9CR98oXKy6N1SC6tOj9XmIBlfxdD39_Xyo4PoCIgeyEmqOcXtiq5I21N271Nt-OVx-Kw74LlWfUCI9NiermQq_g/s400/DogsRule+copy+1.jpg" width="383" /></a></div><div><br />
</div>Guess what!?! Today I am 24 weeks old. That means today is my Six Month Birthday!!! Because it's my birthday, I want to give all my friends presents. When I mentioned this, The Lady stuttered a bit and looked at the floor and told me we don't have enough presents for everyone, so I suggested a contest, or more of a drawing really. So guess what? We're going to do it! Since I am the guest of honor, I'll let The Lady explain the contest. <br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH7GBf32vSPS5ggXH5NL7pUQcuKGX3YlLZCZvgweRrMFfdZKo57-RIRaUqTH4v2-POpGz__g9hMFZftuH0R2eWlHqws7KKzYNXkzDBM-W7ZWQOoHXZblc8FBR8WQnySi6Jl1bfBrEOAQo/s1600-h/Beach+w:Cynthia.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH7GBf32vSPS5ggXH5NL7pUQcuKGX3YlLZCZvgweRrMFfdZKo57-RIRaUqTH4v2-POpGz__g9hMFZftuH0R2eWlHqws7KKzYNXkzDBM-W7ZWQOoHXZblc8FBR8WQnySi6Jl1bfBrEOAQo/s400/Beach+w:Cynthia.JPG" width="323" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst">As soon as I had finished gobbling my lunch The Lady, The Man, Auntie Cynthia and I all went down to the beach to play.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’ve never been to the beach before!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Sand is the most wonderful substance in the world. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When we get home I’m going to convince The Man to dig up the front yard and fill it with sand.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(Oh wait, for a moment I forgot they gave me to Auntie Cynthia and I’m never going home again. Never mind.) At first it was a little scary, since the rest of the world is experiencing tsunamis and earthquakes, making the waves quite loud and rather large.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Oh, but the smells!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you realize that all kinds of nasty old stuff washes up on the shore and gets buried in the sand?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Decomposing junk, rotting and festering, sometimes for years?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Dead fish, rubber boots, broken plastic crap, disgusting slimy old rope, and even some disappointingly clean dentures.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>No one else was doing anything about it so I figured it was my job to dig it up.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They kept talking about my webbed toes, and how I should be such a swimmer, but they don’t realize how having webbed feet provides me with excellent shovels for digging.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>There was a rock I liked in particular, and I tried to dig it up, but it was too big and I got tired.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Besides, my Auntie Cynthia started running down the beach and I had to stop digging to chase her.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Do you know the wind felt so good in my fur that I didn’t even realize I had sand crammed up my nose!<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle">You know, when bedtime rolled around, I slept in my house (CAGE!) in a lovely suite of rooms, (just remodeled so I was firmly informed not to eat the smelly grasscloth wallpaper) and My People slept in the big bed next to me, just like at home.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I figured they would say goodbye and leave me forever when it got dark, and then I would sleep in the room with Auntie Cynthia. But here they are… still.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m glad, but I didn’t sleep too well, worrying and wondering.</div><!--EndFragment-->Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-65093926892670790562010-03-17T17:02:00.000-07:002010-03-17T17:02:08.916-07:00The Way I Like My Ears Rubbed<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBIwcuuVGlrx4sejDLZNIiAZuLTP33lxWAmxlu-Twpd048DlPenpqRpRHeW004FnR9e7cXtfJF_J_rI6fznNvb6Lg3J_UObrnKyHtZf7uBBApWz6RvfFXiK5r5XOnh9zz7K_JxL3kUtL0/s1600-h/Harbors+spot+at+Cys.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBIwcuuVGlrx4sejDLZNIiAZuLTP33lxWAmxlu-Twpd048DlPenpqRpRHeW004FnR9e7cXtfJF_J_rI6fznNvb6Lg3J_UObrnKyHtZf7uBBApWz6RvfFXiK5r5XOnh9zz7K_JxL3kUtL0/s640/Harbors+spot+at+Cys.JPG" width="480" /></a></div>Guess what?!? When the car jolted to a stop and I woke up, we weren’t at Evil Steve and Wicked Wanda’s House of Pain at all. We were at Auntie Cynthia’s! My superb sense of direction must have gotten confused or perhaps I went to sleep for a moment longer than I thought when they made a few unauthorized turns and random lane changes. (The LA traffic seems to make them do irrational things behind the wheel.) I was really off because Auntie Cynthia lives in a dazzling house on the beach in Laguna and not anywhere at all near the coven of the Terror Twins. Since The Lady and The Man packed up all my worldly possessions, I guess I’m going to live with Auntie Cynthia now, which is OK. I’ll miss My People, but Auntie Cynthia is lots of fun and makes really spectacular squeaky noises. I hope My People tell her how I like my dry kibble mixed up with a few spoonfuls Puppy Plate, and how I like to jump all over the furniture when I play with my Rakunk. (Hummm… she has an awful lot of white furniture.) I guess she’ll eventually figure out that I need one delicious freeze dried dehydrated Chicken Drop at bedtime to convince me to get into my crate (CAGE!) and go to sleep. As soon as we opened the door, The Man set up my fence near the front steps and put down my pink blanky to cover the stone floor, which is nice since it was kind of cold on my puppy feet. It’s a good spot for me to hang out because I can bark at whomever is coming and going at the front door, I can see what is going on in the living room, and I can walk around the corner into the kitchen for a drink of water when ever I want. The Lady put my toys inside the fence with me, but mostly I just nap and wonder how long before they leave me forever. Do you think they will explain to Auntie Cynthia the way I like to have my ears rubbed? I am wondering if anyone will call me Bunny Rabbit anymore?Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-59209906903870697692010-03-15T23:48:00.000-07:002010-03-16T19:40:46.483-07:00Not Even One Tear<div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst"><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYQpdzwdNz78VR8RHLylqRAQEIAkf8jgcwYANl1rPQYPBzAtnI0q4i9zrWr3zO5MZYmFgn_xX1ORiiwLtpP0_y7uQuWo7ZzCLh7_yj9-nYOxqFfCzXo5eNTpgxf1VFw5gwDTiswcs3Csw/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Lovebug.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYQpdzwdNz78VR8RHLylqRAQEIAkf8jgcwYANl1rPQYPBzAtnI0q4i9zrWr3zO5MZYmFgn_xX1ORiiwLtpP0_y7uQuWo7ZzCLh7_yj9-nYOxqFfCzXo5eNTpgxf1VFw5gwDTiswcs3Csw/s200/Harbor+and+Lovebug.JPG" width="150" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst">Well I knew it couldn’t last.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Today My People packed up all my belongings and put me in the car.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>And I mean EVERYTHING.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>My dishes, my crate (CAGE!), my pink blanky, my fence, my blue towel, my pillows, my Gulpy, my leash, even my food and my treats.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The worst was when The Lady gathered up all my beloved toys.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I thought she’d at least want to keep my Blue Lizard or my Rakunk or my Skin Crab to remember me by, but nothin’ doing.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She put every last toy into a suitcase and zipped it up, very efficient and businesslike, not a tear, not a frown, not even a furrowed brow.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>At first I ran frantic circles around their feet and tried to stop them, especially when The Man heaved my 42” crate (CAGE!) into the back of the truck, but they didn’t even notice me.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Finally I just gave up and sat on my little rug in the bedroom under the drapes, wallowing in complete despair.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I’m surprised they didn’t snatch the rug right out from under me and get rid of that too.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The truck was positively exploding with my stuff.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I did notice a few other bags in the car, but they were tiny compared to the girth of my belongings.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As usual, I sat on The Lady’s lap for the car ride, but this time I tried to spread out across both of them, putting my paws on The Man’s legs and wedging my head between his belly and the steering wheel.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I figured maybe if I were extra pitiful they would change their mind.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(I have a nasty feeling this might have something to do the mouth sized purple bruise I put on the Lady’s arm the other night when we got into a little tussle over the stupid doormat. Hummm…<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I still say she should have let me eat it.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>They seem to forget about my keen sense of direction, chatting with each other in cheery tones, while I was sick with certainty that we were headed toward Evil Steve and Wicked Wanda’s Horrible House of Badness.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>About halfway down the jammed 5 freeway, I got the idea that if both The Lady and The Man passed out while we were driving then we wouldn’t make it all the way and they couldn’t give me back.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I did my best to manufacture and squeeze out as many of the worst nasty bad smells as possible, one after the other, but My People just gagged and pulled their shirts over their noses like robbers and rolled down the windows.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Short of chewing through the dashboard to ignite the airbags, it seemed nothing was going to stop them from returning me to the Siblings of Satan, so I just sat in the middle of The Lady’s squishy thighs and hung my enormous head into the foot well and willed myself to sleep.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>I wished I could just sleep forever so I wouldn’t have to wake up on the dark side to Evil Steve’s felonious ways and Wicked Wanda’s parade of so-called boyfriends.</div><!--EndFragment--> </div>Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-80627968968828190352010-03-15T17:13:00.000-07:002010-03-17T23:55:53.538-07:00The Leash<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxzEw7u0L_XSDBfMAt__KE9tEoi4rQy74rso0kqxwOehUmpKUIGPygChJbWkat-TcIoxmjF32_0jqV5Rhuh8Y7nOv3EHWJ5cjn1eP9qDT1VP4iVg5-HofBziASnZLvCfz4oGE-rZDn93k/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Camelias.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxzEw7u0L_XSDBfMAt__KE9tEoi4rQy74rso0kqxwOehUmpKUIGPygChJbWkat-TcIoxmjF32_0jqV5Rhuh8Y7nOv3EHWJ5cjn1eP9qDT1VP4iVg5-HofBziASnZLvCfz4oGE-rZDn93k/s640/Harbor+and+Camelias.JPG" width="480" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">Please tell her to unhook my leash. </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: xx-large;">PLEASE.</span>Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-12759371183406805612010-03-15T17:10:00.000-07:002010-03-15T17:10:18.728-07:00Helpful Around the House<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWLoNTEM17y-ZBFdiq-zyVvXER8e4rbR8whoFyb2MZ2vLdo2BH6kf7xuyZ2IqfZ0eDPJvLY4nzRM3Vy1ArPCzZ-cQsCZ-xDCpaTpLfVoT7n0NlvX8POgBOeiYwS_ujuOccwVuybAYwkzE/s1600-h/Harbor+and+broom.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWLoNTEM17y-ZBFdiq-zyVvXER8e4rbR8whoFyb2MZ2vLdo2BH6kf7xuyZ2IqfZ0eDPJvLY4nzRM3Vy1ArPCzZ-cQsCZ-xDCpaTpLfVoT7n0NlvX8POgBOeiYwS_ujuOccwVuybAYwkzE/s400/Harbor+and+broom.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMK9xQtzUoitq4zs69zhM07UVx40JCr1JvkP-LVr-NBuV5DlJilA8YggAGJfgwGh0wBfxKQrk9wi76oiDwEKFPkuqOjyhdueAf0L23yZJoY4lDaDDmdQzaa6FCP4S_X-FnD8ggnMGrMrs/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Broom+4.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMK9xQtzUoitq4zs69zhM07UVx40JCr1JvkP-LVr-NBuV5DlJilA8YggAGJfgwGh0wBfxKQrk9wi76oiDwEKFPkuqOjyhdueAf0L23yZJoY4lDaDDmdQzaa6FCP4S_X-FnD8ggnMGrMrs/s200/Harbor+and+Broom+4.JPG" width="200" /></a>Quite mistakenly, because I am a puppy it is assumed that all I do with my time is play and sleep and eat rocks.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Au contraire! I am very helpful around the house.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s a toss-up as to whether I like to Make the Bed or Sweep the Floor the best.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When we make the bed, she throws the covers off the end of the bed and over my body.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>It’s very much like playing parachute during a rainy day recess.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>The bed is a California King and she really likes to pile on the comforters in the frigid Los Angeles winter, so we’re talking about some significant textilian real estate.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>(My guess is that she wouldn’t last long sleeping outside in the yard, but The Man doesn’t like being pinned down by so many covers, so he has a pretty good chance.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>His internal thermostat is set to roast, like me, so he might do better should we ever need to show off our survival skills.)<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Anyhoo, sometimes when we make the bed The Lady rolls around on the floor with me under the mountains of covers, making dens and burrows, growling and snorting something awful.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>She drools more than me and I’m half Saint Bernard.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Her hair gets very messy and she looks like she escaped from Bedlam. Or needs a prescription filled.</div><div class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst">After we’ve been for a walk in the rain, The Lady dries me off with my big blue towel. While she struggles to reach the curly bits, it is my job to try to bite the end of it and run through the house like Superman. When she catches me, she gives me a kiss and tells me I smell like Corn Nuts. </div>Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-12130194506493945142010-02-25T21:46:00.000-08:002010-03-17T23:35:06.019-07:00Fast, Easy, Gentle<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande'; font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><br />
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<div class="MsoNormalCxSpFirst"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000;">I seem to be missing something. Almost all of my front baby teeth, top and bottom, have fallen out over the last couple of days. You can see in the picture that my front teeth are gone. GONE. It hurts something awful, and I am cranky. If I chew, it hurts, if I don’t chew it hurts worse. With nothing to hold it in, the end of my enormous tongue hangs out of my mouth a little bit, and The Lady says I look like I have boiled ham stuck to my chin. And, to add injury to insult, yes in that order, I keep biting my tongue with the few remaining teeth I’ve got left. Ice cubes sound great, but how am I supposed to crunch up an ice cube with my gums? Huh? The Lady keeps expressing disappointment that she can’t find any of my lost teeth. Apparently she has a little box of Oliver’s teeth and The Boy's teeth, and wants a few of mine for her voodoo headdress or shillelagh stick</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Tahoma; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #660000;">whatever she’s got going on. (Keep in mind this is a woman who kept her tonsils in a jar in her closet from age 7 until she finished college and moved to California. Morbid child.) And my legs are growing. And my puppy fuzz is falling out and being replaced with big boy dog hairs, but only in patches. And I have the hiccups. Everything is out of alignment.</span></span></span></div>Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-81510910034519935642010-02-21T10:32:00.000-08:002010-02-21T10:34:22.678-08:00Arava<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSBuMj2SHqPY9cNvehjcUAcLTMz421QAqmONxwb9PsqjtU-WzFeklgsD7pNBmjMxyRvYWgaGgVSG-cxVriwjpbgPsQ6QLEILiyxI6CbrlXNu1DF0HBYCWqdo3fkwDv1O__Prv20yWwtOE/s1600/Harbor+Kayak+8.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="206" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSBuMj2SHqPY9cNvehjcUAcLTMz421QAqmONxwb9PsqjtU-WzFeklgsD7pNBmjMxyRvYWgaGgVSG-cxVriwjpbgPsQ6QLEILiyxI6CbrlXNu1DF0HBYCWqdo3fkwDv1O__Prv20yWwtOE/s400/Harbor+Kayak+8.JPG" width="400" /></a></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsJ17KDlGWq0hHmqJ2Z8a6vgm28Y2m9l9iIrMFEp8bof7EVfWyRIAiKIW0re11gdDqFBVkQ8mDUJmP3KVO0yvsSFlU6Sr2h_nhrVwkdbo_havM1iFevvTrppS_R1WbWXmTWNpcLfUVbic/s1600-h/Harbor+Kayak+1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="231" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsJ17KDlGWq0hHmqJ2Z8a6vgm28Y2m9l9iIrMFEp8bof7EVfWyRIAiKIW0re11gdDqFBVkQ8mDUJmP3KVO0yvsSFlU6Sr2h_nhrVwkdbo_havM1iFevvTrppS_R1WbWXmTWNpcLfUVbic/s320/Harbor+Kayak+1.JPG" width="320" /></a>Today The Man invented a new game for me to play. We went into the garage, which is a regular carnival of smells, and moved a few things around. The most significant item was a long plastic thing that looks like a banana, almost as long as the truck. The Man placed it the middle of the floor and put a very serious look on his face and stared me down for a few seconds. He put a treat under my nose, my favorite flavor, and shouted, "Kayak" in the most determined way. I had no idea what he wanted but I tried to look as alert as possible and wag the dickens out of my tail, providing an excellent cleaning service for the floor, just in case that was the intention. I assumed the treat would be forthcoming at that point, but apparently there was more to this exercise. The Man helped me climb over the side of the yellow thing and arranged me in an indentation near the front. This was no easy task since the inside of the yellow thing had enormous ridges, scupper holes, and footholds that make it difficult to find my footing. Do you think that is the thrilling moment when I got my treat? No. Of course not. The Man could barely contain himself with glee, but in a (pretend) stern voice told me to SIT, then DOWN, then STAY. By this time I assumed there was no treat coming, ever, but guess what? That's when I got my delicious freeze-dried chicken drop! We repeated this three or four times before he hauled me back into the house to find the lady. She was playing with her pink laptop and I made her stop by leaping on top of her on the sofa. We brought her into the garage and I assumed she was going to get into the yellow thing with me, which meant I'd have to share my delicious chicken drops. Instead, The Man asked me go through the routine again, which made The Lady clap her hands and squeal. This game really doesn't seem that difficult, but I did have trouble following the conversation that followed. Something about practicing in the pool, which seems ridiculous since I don't see how they are going to move the entire garage into the pool, but Hey, it's their house. Then they examined my feet again, just to confirm, one more time, that I really do have webbed toes, which lead to more squealing from The Lady, since she thinks that is another feature that adds to my extreme cuteness. Then there was something about a PFD for dogs which I gather is some sort of fancy jacket. The weirdest part of the conversation was that the big yellow thing has a name, and it isn't Banana. It is Arava, which is also the name of the bungalow where they lived on a deserted island in Tahiti, and it means Lemon Shark. Shark? From watching discovery channel I do believe sharks have more teeth than me, certainly at this point in my life when I have mostly gums. How do sharks fit into this picture? I'll have to learn the specifics, but I think I have come to my decision about about the pool and I wanted to let you know. After discovering that the pool most likely contains sharks, I'll not be getting into the water, ever. <br />
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And here I've been thinking that I'm the only pet in this family.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-83978566491069940442010-02-19T23:20:00.000-08:002010-02-19T23:21:48.960-08:00Olympics<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj339KBFP1GRIqwo3YPX0m5LI5PxzUjXef_ZAUhD9RIycZtgpfiP0VbiOoz5bDIzYylLieFpNCLYmqaKPQJNqBOiKmfhISLYy9YT7Y3hgM6LLZIezTDhdOQKBjQaAnrf0WDYijPwQMMgKk/s1600-h/Harbor+Action+Shot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj339KBFP1GRIqwo3YPX0m5LI5PxzUjXef_ZAUhD9RIycZtgpfiP0VbiOoz5bDIzYylLieFpNCLYmqaKPQJNqBOiKmfhISLYy9YT7Y3hgM6LLZIezTDhdOQKBjQaAnrf0WDYijPwQMMgKk/s320/Harbor+Action+Shot.jpg" width="313" /></a></div><br />
Since My People can't go out much these days because of me, they are holed up at home watching the Olympics. I make it impossible to leave the house for any length of time and apparently I also make it difficult to watch an entire movie from start to finish. Movies are awfully long and tedious, don't you think? Anyhooo.... I just love the Olympics. When we are watching, I lounge around on the floor and chew something, anything I can find, preferably one of The Lady's excessively stinky shoes, and I stare at the large television set. My favorite is Shaun White because he makes $10 million dollars a year rolling around in the snow like a puppy, Lindsay Vonn is tall perfection and looks like The Lady's friend Wendy,and that little Mancuso girl with the sparkly crown is pretty cute. Bode Miller is a madman, which is what The Man calls me on a regular basis. I've heard Bode was raised by wolves, so I'm wondering if he is a relation somehow? OK, and I have to admit that even though I am a US citizen, I catch my Saint Bernard DNA cheering for Simon Ammann. He flies like a bird and wore that fetching silver coat when he first showed up at the Olympics a few years ago. But as far as that clear-eyed KGB assassin on ice skates goes, I don't like him at all. He is scary. And skinny. The competition is very exciting, and I try to participate the best I can. I can't go to Vancouver by myself so I have to use what is available in the den. If I leap between the ottoman and the sofa, twisting in the air and howling a little, I can (sorta) get the effect of a half-pipe. The stairs covered with ancient worn down carpet make a fantastic down hill run or even a ski jump, especially since I always land on heavily waxed hardwood flooring and go flying. And speaking of the slippy hardwood floor, if I get a running start around the corner, I can transform the length of the room into quite a convincing short track, as long as I don't smack into the sliding glass door. So far, no medals have materialized, but with the effort I've put into the events, I'm sure at least one is forthcoming soon. Maybe at least a little extra dinner?Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-77932834905064442992010-02-18T17:27:00.000-08:002010-02-18T17:27:22.764-08:00Bag Lady<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHsw2vRubCEM6mRHF9Ej6TiAR5CS1JMhWrnssTCXBq3qj9jMdgiKumtEBhNaLei2G7dSK-EfbrL0YmKCv30qnye41ZehQL3lVAJuxftAY8JFUeeFjLHKOD5rmMmUL2nXTV8o3_mi3SRzo/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Bags+5.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHsw2vRubCEM6mRHF9Ej6TiAR5CS1JMhWrnssTCXBq3qj9jMdgiKumtEBhNaLei2G7dSK-EfbrL0YmKCv30qnye41ZehQL3lVAJuxftAY8JFUeeFjLHKOD5rmMmUL2nXTV8o3_mi3SRzo/s400/Harbor+and+Bags+5.JPG" width="300" /></a></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia7HTZctlEknagzlI5u-Oy-ODq8OM4rD9_Po7I0WTpWQ8tDSJAnSBIITEgkdi5FboFy0Z0xGYHSLfP5Q_eVWVxaqFMfTrKTlUKkM76tt3JBzXzzNJOR9Xf7et0DreQC3Xrfd2g0apSQgs/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Bags+2.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia7HTZctlEknagzlI5u-Oy-ODq8OM4rD9_Po7I0WTpWQ8tDSJAnSBIITEgkdi5FboFy0Z0xGYHSLfP5Q_eVWVxaqFMfTrKTlUKkM76tt3JBzXzzNJOR9Xf7et0DreQC3Xrfd2g0apSQgs/s320/Harbor+and+Bags+2.JPG" width="242" /></a><br />
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<strike><strike></strike></strike>The Lady keeps forgetting to bring her reusable bags to Trader Joe's and Whole Foods. She went to the store today, and came back with paper bags containing the groceries. Has she not heard about global warming? Taking care of the environment? You know... Go Green? Hello? Anything? She owns a regular bouquet of reusable bags but forgets to bring them about two thirds of the time. She even has a pretty black one with butterflies on it. How do I know this? The bags are kept on the door handle in the laundry room, right next to the vault that holds my stash of dogfood. Can't miss them. Today I reached my limit and decided to do something about it. While The Man and The Lady were eating lunch I staged a protest by shredding the paper grocery bags in to little tiny bits all over the floor. The Lady thought it was funny! The Man was skeptical and raised his eyebrows, but even he didn't put it together. The harder I worked to make my point, the more she made cracks about me being part gerbil or hamster or guinea pig or some other creepy little rodent. She totally didn't get it at all. How can I make my opinion about the bags clear? I'll have to come up with another plan. If you have any suggestions, let me know.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-78734177580026392482010-02-17T14:55:00.000-08:002010-02-18T17:33:47.367-08:00A Perfect Random Wednesday<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkYtw9Ml3_PpAR199NMEcjdRY62hrcfcc_bPSJCrpDX9AfoHK4iXvv4iW3VL2MSMYFDPt7CwctoDrM72P5VD-ubXZigimixJsk8VlIoBQDT1yO0Su1bntQcjzGJUXBN_0Q7d6dIBcYBEw/s1600-h/Harbor+Dog+Park+2.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" height="515" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439651324904628994" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkYtw9Ml3_PpAR199NMEcjdRY62hrcfcc_bPSJCrpDX9AfoHK4iXvv4iW3VL2MSMYFDPt7CwctoDrM72P5VD-ubXZigimixJsk8VlIoBQDT1yO0Su1bntQcjzGJUXBN_0Q7d6dIBcYBEw/s640/Harbor+Dog+Park+2.JPG" style="display: block; height: 161px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center; width: 200px;" width="640" /></a><br />
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The little pillow is just lovely, made with green shantung silk and covered with teeny-tiny bells, each sewn on by the skinny eight year old hands of some unfortunate child in Calcutta. For a moment I thought perhaps I'd pushed it too far by running the pillow out into the yard and making The Lady scramble up the embankment after me to get it back. I thought it was pretty funny but she was swearing like a sailor as she dug her freshly manicured bare toes into the dirt and got tangled up under the prehistoric sized sego palm. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I'm having second thoughts. Later, when I believed it had blown over and I was in the clear, I was caught sniffling around the cupboard where they hide my snacks and treats. The Lady snuck up behind me on tippy-toes and clamped the leash to my collar. She said they had a big surprise for me and I had to come with them into the car. My heart sank into my empty stomach. What is a surprise? Does it have anything to do with Evil Steve and Wicked Wanda stir-frying me for a Saint Bernard dinner? I think I am in even bigger trouble about the pillow than I thought. It turns out, I'm not in trouble at all! (Well, maybe a little bit.) Instead of being deported, we drive only a little way down the road to an enclosed patch of dirt with a few trees and some benches. It is called a Dog Park and it is positively infested with dogs. I was so excited I almost jumped from The Lady's lap and straight through the windshield when I saw all of the different dogs. Big ones! Little ones! Barky ones! Old ones! Black ones! Brown ones! Fancy ones! Happy ones! The second we got out of the car and through the gates, I was off like a rocket, running at top speed from side to side, from dog to dog. It was the most fun I've ever had, even more fun than ice cubes or the Visitor Bell. I chased after the yellow lab, played with the big black lab, sniffed the chow chow, stepped over the little boston terrier. The only one who growled at me was the miniature pincher who was just all silliness and absolutely no real bite, and my favorite was Max the enormous doberman. Max played with me the most and it was so much fun. Every single person there said I was the cutest dog at the park and wanted to pet my fuzzy fur. Of course I let them. (You know.... I don't think I peed when I met any of the people at the dog park. How interesting...) We only stayed for about 45 minutes, but I was starting to get awfully tired and it was time to go home for my lunch. A perfect random Wednesday.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-50213638531841161632010-02-14T17:01:00.000-08:002010-02-18T18:56:51.801-08:00Valentine's Day, COMPLETELY NAKED<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxmA9IP3AREEYO95ZlmTQGL-QFj6O-dU4p59dd4crSB4SMWbO-WU_Tybc_DcSo5kkzpyTlb5GUW_9twxqZjgXXWlTtH5vP_DQWlKtaw6P_akEM-Q8QPmWQbWAbY1PRx9c_hH9MRbzivU4/s1600-h/Harbor+first+bath.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439648032033795346" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxmA9IP3AREEYO95ZlmTQGL-QFj6O-dU4p59dd4crSB4SMWbO-WU_Tybc_DcSo5kkzpyTlb5GUW_9twxqZjgXXWlTtH5vP_DQWlKtaw6P_akEM-Q8QPmWQbWAbY1PRx9c_hH9MRbzivU4/s200/Harbor+first+bath.JPG" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: left; height: 200px; margin: 0 10px 10px 0; width: 175px;" /></a><br />
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Today is Valentine’s Day, and Oliver’s birthday. I’m getting lots of extra hugs but I think it has more to do with Oliver than with me. Last year they had a party for the occasion, but this year everyone was sad and the biggest event of the day was a bath. Well actually a shower. I was trying to avoid the tub and was hoping to hide in this big glass closet on the other side of the room, hoping The Lady would forgot about giving me a bath. Instead she looked over at me in the glass closet and said, "Well, Ok. If you're game, I'm game." Then she took off all of her clothes and got in the glass closet with me, COMPLETELY NAKED. I'm not a prude or anything, but it was MOST disconcerting, especially since she spends most of her time wearing LOTS of sweaters and socks and hats owing to the chilly February weather. But that was just the beginning of the weirdness. She twisted her naked hand around a few knobs and levers on the wall and water started pouring all over me, just like it did outside when I was potty training during the monsoon. Except this time it was hot water and I didn't get to stand under a patio umbrella. The glass closet was too small to escape. Believe me I tried, but I was locked inside. If that automatic rain feature wasn't bad enough, she poured fancy designer shampoo all over me and rubbed me until I was a giant ball of suds. The shampoo is called GoochiPoochi and it is made by her friend Alan, who used to be named Keith. He is a famous hair stylist who loves dogs and thinks they should have hair as pretty as his celebrity clients. The shampoo itself was nice, but I didn't like the shower at all, especially when she used a separate hand nozzle that sprayed me at close range. Water got in my ears and made me deaf for hours. The worst was that she made me sit there in a puddle with detangler and conditioner slathered all over my fur while she shampooed her own hair and then proceeded to shave her legs. Can you believe it? I puckered up my little lips and howled as loud as I could for as long as I could, but she just laughed at me and kept remarking on how many freckles I have. It was just awful. <br />
I'm not even going to discuss the hair dryer. I'm exhausted.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-66375423795450537612010-02-10T16:45:00.000-08:002010-02-18T17:35:10.316-08:00To Come or Not To Come?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI01i7l96BvG7ByZ-2wUUG1fI0_h-obav2GEmaCsYRJrio6Am-deOR9hzeOc-NKWkidFlnEIV1iMumjXBouEkc42RaGm4y2UirmPQM_FSkf2BdaM1AftmXQYzYSqnugQ38DpZXNSwNTEE/s1600-h/Harbor+Running+at+Dog+Park.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" height="640" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439649607895708850" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI01i7l96BvG7ByZ-2wUUG1fI0_h-obav2GEmaCsYRJrio6Am-deOR9hzeOc-NKWkidFlnEIV1iMumjXBouEkc42RaGm4y2UirmPQM_FSkf2BdaM1AftmXQYzYSqnugQ38DpZXNSwNTEE/s640/Harbor+Running+at+Dog+Park.JPG" style="float: left; height: 200px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-top: 0px; width: 150px;" width="480" /></a><br />
I have decided I don’t like COME anymore. They stand at the door and holler COME at me, like fifty times in a row, right when I’m doing something fun. I totally ignore them, but it is annoying to have them barking at me, the same thing, over and over. I’m sure the neighbors find it bothersome and I’ll have to see what I can do to correct it. Certainly I’ll not be encouraging COME by participating in the activity anymore, even if they do offer treats. It is a sacrifice I am willing to make in order to keep harmony in the neighborhood and help My People become more peaceful.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-51730295237392408712010-02-09T16:47:00.000-08:002010-02-18T18:33:41.408-08:00Nasty Overdose<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnwMQd8CfGmnPmYYDJvgZkuMOE_eiDbke_mxH9oAzcyvu2uxxr8kzbc92zFhcKUY73Ak8pAGg9vIWSJqYa2wwES9JwQ9dpW4lvTCSE8U4MqSuQfFKhQHmN9U49LI1SYydFZN5vYThlhus/s1600-h/Harbor+Ice+1.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439646610958199506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnwMQd8CfGmnPmYYDJvgZkuMOE_eiDbke_mxH9oAzcyvu2uxxr8kzbc92zFhcKUY73Ak8pAGg9vIWSJqYa2wwES9JwQ9dpW4lvTCSE8U4MqSuQfFKhQHmN9U49LI1SYydFZN5vYThlhus/s320/Harbor+Ice+1.jpg" style="cursor: hand; cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 320px; margin: 0 0 10px 10px; width: 230px;" /></a><br />
I have picked out my favorite treat. Ice Cubes! They are just delicious. Currently there is a lot of frozen tuna in the freezer from The Man’s extremely successful trip to Baja Mexico so the ice cubes have a very subtle ocean flavor that only I can perceive. And most interesting is the effect they have on the inside of my mouth. First it feels cold, then if feels almost hot, then it just disappears with very little chewing. Ahh, but the chewing! Nothing, and I mean nothing, has such a satisfying crunch. Much more satisfying than crunching up a few of the smaller seashells I found in the potted plants. Even My People indulge in these treats regularly. The Man finds it very entertaining to say in a happy voice, “It’s time to make some more Dog Treats.” Everyone else thinks this is amusing too, and I can only believe that this because these particular dog treats bring such happiness to everyone. As a sidenote, I will admit there is a limit of how many of these treats one can enjoy in a session. After five or six of them, they seem to lose their effect, and I can’t even feel them in my mouth anymore, and tend to bite my own tongue. I’ll have to watch myself with this indulgence, as it might have addictive qualities and some sort of nasty overdose symptoms.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-5518178067912559412010-02-07T16:52:00.000-08:002010-02-17T12:57:57.654-08:00Thunder and Mudslides<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrj6mZfWZp8Jm7TA5ngxxOjA4-Ems4ik16aSBd4Wd8b_7je1z8XDylzp1r7RhrAqFFA7p4muefpamoWP8Auq59gcbKsFf6qfcoQn_FB8ZU9Tk9lHOiANbqDQ-FLY-aiS1A0nBCmeEyEPo/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Katurah+12:20:09.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrj6mZfWZp8Jm7TA5ngxxOjA4-Ems4ik16aSBd4Wd8b_7je1z8XDylzp1r7RhrAqFFA7p4muefpamoWP8Auq59gcbKsFf6qfcoQn_FB8ZU9Tk9lHOiANbqDQ-FLY-aiS1A0nBCmeEyEPo/s320/Harbor+and+Katurah+12:20:09.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439319535103413778" /></a><br />Because of starting off so terribly ill, with such nasty gastrointestinal distress, and My People suspecting I am younger than they were told (I am! I am! I am!) they set their alarms and faithfully took me outside to potty every single hour, every single night. Then they moved it to 1 hour and 15 minutes, then 1 hour and 30 minutes, and so on and so forth. Eventually it settled into a routine of The Man taking me out at midnight, The Lady taking me out sometime in the middle of the night around 4:00, and then The Man taking me for my first morning walk at 7:30. When this became the routine, I felt much better, was a few weeks older, and really didn’t like to be dragged out into the cold yard from my nice warm crate (CAGE!) right when I was hitting my REM cycle. It was bad enough that it was cold, but some sort of extreme weather monsoon had started in Los Angeles which made it particularly unpleasant. I went along with it for weeks, but I was starting to get angry. Instead of holding it in, I decided to express myself and started growling a little. It seemed to have some sort of effect, to I growled more. Eventually I got so loud I woke The Man up with my impressive vocal styling. I thought she would stop making me go outside, but she seems to think it was for my own good and persisted with the schedule. Finally, finally finally she agreed to let me sleep all night through, but the first night displayed gale force winds, sheets of pelting rain and hurricane conditions outside. I heard thunder for the first time, which was very scary, and some loud dripping noise was echoing from someplace outside that sounded like someone in high heels was walking down the hillside steps next to the bedroom door, and I imagined it was Wicked Wanda, coming to get me with Assassin and Accomplice. About 3:30 in the morning I heard a terrible roaring noise which turned out to be a violent mudslide in which most of the California hillside fell into the street. Three houses across the street have red tags and are condemned. My first night of sleeping all the way through wasn’t very successful and I spent much of the night growling and yipping and wiggling around in my house/cage. (I’m not much of a whiner.) I guess it wasn’t very nice for The Lady either, since she spent most of the night curled up on the floor outside my door in a pile of blankets and pillows so she could keep a few fingers in my fur for reassurance. We’ll do better tomorrow night.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-88289252074460981622010-02-06T17:02:00.000-08:002010-02-17T10:34:29.422-08:00Exercise in Tolerance<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUUka_GVEVQQMn5YrvPYRyQR6hPugSEDVrezYAUcEvs20c7mecY4nNHKRegn0ovkxSuoW7Y5Qgf87z4-UJLCbXfgZMYMTz2BIMkuz7yKKuMUUMv7iuawwB2QcyZ3TAxup3SV1Y_IBBkOE/s1600-h/Harbor+and+Earl.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 383px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUUka_GVEVQQMn5YrvPYRyQR6hPugSEDVrezYAUcEvs20c7mecY4nNHKRegn0ovkxSuoW7Y5Qgf87z4-UJLCbXfgZMYMTz2BIMkuz7yKKuMUUMv7iuawwB2QcyZ3TAxup3SV1Y_IBBkOE/s400/Harbor+and+Earl.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439282564277764386" /></a><br />Because I have had more shots, I can have a doggie visitor, so The Man invited Earl to come over for a play date and bring His Person, Elizabeth. Well, it wasn’t really a play date as much as it was an exercise in tolerance on the part of Earl. I LOVE Earl. He is an elderly Australian Shepherd mix (like me!) with cataracts and hip problems, and a luxurious plume of a swoopy tail. One day I hope to have a tail as beautiful as Earl’s. I was waiting for Earl on the front lawn while The Lady was cutting some camellia flowers for a bouquet. When he came around the hedge, I was so excited I couldn’t stand it and peed a little in the grass, but I don’t think anyone noticed. <span style="font-style:italic;">("I noticed."-note from The Lady</span>). We all went through the garden gate and shut the door behind us, making sure we were safe. For an old guy he was pretty happy about being let off leash in our yard, and roamed all over exploring everything, sniffing all the raccoons and skunks and possums that congregate by the watering hole (the pool) every night, sniffing all the pets that have lived here before me, sniffing the neighborhood stray cats that sleep in the planters because this yard is safe from the coyotes that will eat them, and of course Earl was sniffing all the smells that I have carefully placed all over the yard, to let everyone know I belong here. I danced circles around Earl as I showed him the side of the house where the spare flowerpots are kept to collect rainwater and leaves to make the most delicious soup. Then I persuaded him to examine the Badlands crawl space under The Lady’s pool house where nothing grows because that area has never seen the light of day. I think Earl especially liked the embankment over the pool deck where My People put lots of Mexican Feather Grass and big rocks with Lemon Thyme tucked in the corners to make it smell nice in the sun. Elizabeth was a little worried Earl might lose his footing on all the rocks and roots, especially since he can’t see very well anymore, but he did just fine. The only problem he encountered was getting stuck backwards between a bench and fence in a space too small to turn around to get out. The Lady helped him by lifting his front paws on the bench and rotating him around so he could walk out frontways. Earl gave her a grateful look with deep dark eyes framed by his Kabuki white eyebrows. Everyone said I was nice because I shared my enormous water dish and offered my toys, even the Fishing Game. After a while Earl had had about enough of me being so excited to finally have a friend, and everyone scolded me when I bit his tail a little. It is so hard to resist, so feathery and soft, and I only bit him a little. I hope Earl comes over to visit again soon. Next time I’ll show him how to rip up the grape fines and run as fast a possible with them through the yard.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4087353370069892842.post-80041289477739004122010-02-01T17:04:00.000-08:002010-02-17T10:29:29.307-08:00Naked People Playing Statue<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpfYiRMEDRBjrcu_kV-8vO7iVVQdflBUmf3GkVsQOZULCE-OyjzfpTBceLjuB21_kPu5IzFTB5cGY0qslMqlNGGbFbuVCo35_Z6w4INysKHdibCObMAJNITSNT1Vb02978AVVhRspkYRs/s1600-h/Cupcake+in+Snow.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 133px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpfYiRMEDRBjrcu_kV-8vO7iVVQdflBUmf3GkVsQOZULCE-OyjzfpTBceLjuB21_kPu5IzFTB5cGY0qslMqlNGGbFbuVCo35_Z6w4INysKHdibCObMAJNITSNT1Vb02978AVVhRspkYRs/s200/Cupcake+in+Snow.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439281257837092706" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0SL17bfZPQx0_1L0PHf_w4xcQjYIU-nbUGyk5QvVWP64z0XMFNfcQxDdgJYm9Xxo3v2o4bdxH3pDChXNd0IcqdMa_y9lL99c7DSq37m_HSWVPwceW9ilXDIttETRxu8285cAkH4erhCc/s1600-h/Rex+in+Snow.jpeg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 134px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0SL17bfZPQx0_1L0PHf_w4xcQjYIU-nbUGyk5QvVWP64z0XMFNfcQxDdgJYm9Xxo3v2o4bdxH3pDChXNd0IcqdMa_y9lL99c7DSq37m_HSWVPwceW9ilXDIttETRxu8285cAkH4erhCc/s200/Rex+in+Snow.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5439281253673154594" /></a><br />Something is up today. Auntie Cynthia came to visit again last night and she’s still here. The Lady spent extra time dusting the furniture and there seems to be more activity in the Dining Room involving the good silver, the collection of mismatched monogrammed napkin rings, and some antique hemstitched linen napkins. Is it Christmas again? Auntie Cynthia has been receiving a lot of instructions about being less exciting so I don’t pee my pants in her presence. She so much fun I just can’t help it! She get me so wound up and crazy that my eyes swirl independently in their sockets and I just lose all control of everything, my mind, my sense, my arms and legs, and the on/off switch in bladder. When I heard that bell ring in the house, this time I knew what it meant… visitors! The Lady went to the front door first and was talking to the visitor, explaining something about my special way of greeting everyone and pointing to his lovely Prada shoes. He was nodding and telling her he understood. Just as they were about to enter the linoleum protected kitchen to meet me, Auntie Cynthia opened the kitchen door that I was hiding behind, holding my breath. Of course I ran out into the living room and of course I peed when I met the tall man named Brett. I missed his shoes but I managed to get the parquet floor and a couple of the fancy little rugs. Auntie Cynthia got in Big Trouble for letting me out because she was supposed to do this one little thing to help train me so I could go visit her someday and not sprinkle anything on the VERY VERY VERY VERY fancy new floors in her house. She explained to The Lady she thought I was asleep and The Lady rolled her eyes and called her a disobedient big sister. Well, I WAS napping before the Visitor Bell rang, but did anyone really think I was going to sleep through the opportunity to meet new people? Seriously. After I met Brett, all four of them had a lovely lunch of homemade butternut squash soup topped with walnuts, parsley and dried cranberries, a salad with chicken and raspberry dressing, and some crème brulee for desert. (The Lady was delighted that her attempt at the desert of creamy goodness turned out so well.) I got plain dogfood and napped in my playpen in the kitchen. After lunch we all went out to the backyard to watch me run around. I must have done a good job since Brett wants to come back and bring Rex. Rex is his wire-hair terrier who looks like Asta from The Thin Man movies, and I can’t wait to meet him. Rex is very worldly and has taken airplane rides to visit his 1834 country mansion on the Ohio River in West Virginia. When he is here in LA, he lives in a loft in downtown LA with a view of the city and a hot tub on the roof, but in West Virginia he has a big yard of 14 acres with horses and snow and everything. I bet he’ll run around the yard with me. Yay! He might even do some digging. I’ll have to show him how easy it is to rip up the agapanthus. Auntie Cynthia, Brett, The Man and The Lady were having a nice chat when suddenly The Lady bolted out the door saying she didn’t realize it was this late and that she had to get to her class where she sits for three hours and draws naked people playing statue in uncomfortable poses.Katurah C. Rogershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13892979266016071403noreply@blogger.com0