Guess what!?! I found a whole stash of socks under the bed. There were about 15 single white socks in a basket, just sitting there! I was sooooo helpful and pulled them all out on the floor so The Lady could sort them. She is forever complaining about how there is something living in the back of the dryer that snitches socks, but that isn’t true! There is something LIVING UNDER THE BED that steals the socks.
PS- You should see what other stuff is under the bed.