I just found out something really twisted. These delicious chewy bones that I have been gnawing on continuously for the last... oh….three months, are not what they seem. No no no. (I feel faint.) I thought the smelly brown baton was some kind of flavoricious factory-manufactured particleboard chew toy, a candy cane for dogs if you will. However, this stinky six-inch shaft that I have been sucking on with a fervor is not some kind of Slim Jim Jerky for canines, NO. These roots, these stems, these stinky sticks that cause me to create a vicious stench of my own are actually dried up old bull penises. What!?! I’ve been devouring penii? Bovine, mastodon, buffalo, bronco, bull, whatever …. One after the other? Yes I know they are called "Bully Sticks" but I’m sorry, I just didn’t make the connection. I feel sick. For a number of reasons.