Johnny Drama

The Boy doesn’t like the name Atticus. He wants to name me “something normal” like Rex or Max. Rex and Max are fine names, but I know they are looking for something special. Why is it so hard to find a name for me? The Man and The Lady made a joke about calling me Johnny Drama because of my dramatic entrance, but since it is a character from Entourage, they decided not to, even though the show makes them laugh like crazy people. My Auntie Cynthia LOVES the name Johnny Drama as says she’s going to call me that forever anyway.

But really, I still have no name.